A penniless beardy ex-marine biologist and puppeteer who can't stop doodling and making stuff even if he's not reet good. I'm told I have "epic" hair.
Current Residence: Nowhere Special
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Lardy
Favourite genre of music: Too wide and eclectic to be pigeonholed.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: My old 30GB Creative Zen Jukebox has now been replaced by a sexy 32GB Cowon S9.
Favourite cartoon character: Bagpuss
Personal Quote: "I never do anything half-assed! It's all ass or no ass at all!"
And a further note: I'm old and crotchety so don't tag me in memes, you're wasting your time.